shavingryansprivates: no one ever started rumors about me at school because nobody knew who i was
agentdalecooper: the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like what are you doing… and he was like “i’m going to tell your mom that we found this in your brother’s pocket” jesus christ
wow i either have 0 feelings or all feelings at once
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
rampaigehalseyface: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
thisisjustanotherchapter: Maybe if I bang my head hard enough against this desk I can get a concussion and go home.
Anonymous asked: how rough? what is the naughtiest you have done?
youngblackandvegan: jonesalicious: So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea
vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut: When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes where did that url come from
dignitea: feelings are terrible 0/10 would not recommend
whatsgoingon12: riddlemehiddleston: things that say a lot about a person their favourite character the lyrics they write on their hands the colours they wear which murder weapon they prefer how they make their tea .wait