personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better 

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rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

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thisisjustanotherchapter:

Maybe if I bang my head hard enough against this desk I can get a concussion and go home.

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youngblackandvegan:

jonesalicious:

So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people

Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea

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